I’d marathon Lord of the Rings with you
- Dispatcher: 911, whats your emergency?
- Me: Is ya'll hiring?
"classical music is boring"
Stravinsky’s rite of spring is about a girl who dances herself to death to appease the Russian god of spring.
When it premiered the crowd got so amped up they opened up a mosh pit in the theater and the night would be forever known as the “riot of spring”
- Me on my wedding day: you still like me right
I wonder if anyone ever looks at me while I’m doing something and thinks I’m pretty. Because I do that all the time to people.